Lindsay Update!!!

While Sam Ronson was off at yet another anti-hair removal cream rally...

(I'm sayin' that bitch got a 'stache, y'all)

Exhibit A:
























Ok, yes, I admit - it's difficult to see at this distance; but I assure you - it's there... and may I add: very much alive. In case I have yet to convince you, let's zoom in for a more detailed look:



















Mustache hungryyy!!!

Now, while Sam was off valiantly fighting for a cause that she so blatantly and understandably believes in (billions of feminine mustaches are harmed or killed off each day by smelly depilatory creams, bleaches, etc.), Lindsay was commencing some unquestionably scandalous behavior.

Gasp!! Could it be? Could Lindsay have possibly fallen for the infamous seductive powers of...

Burgers aren't the only thing he burgles.
Damn he's good.