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Monday, November 24

Dear Sugar; Please Die.

Sex-ed you couldn't have learned on your own, whilst playing with your Barbie dolls


While Googling "Madonna sex with animals" I found this little diddy of an article on the "Dear Sugar" portion of the PopSugar website:

I just recently saw that hilarious movie Knocked Up, and I wanted to set something straight. When the guys were talking, one of them said something about how everyone knows that a girl can't get pregnant if she's on top while having sex. According to his belief, gravity makes sure the sperm doesn't get to the egg.

Ladies, listen up... he is completely incorrect. Anytime a man ejaculates inside a woman, the semen goes into her vagina and those sperm use all their might and determination to swim upstream. If even just one of them gets to your egg to fertilize it, boom — you're pregnant regardless of what position you have sex in. Unprotected sex can equal unplanned pregnancy.

Top notch journalism, girlfriend! Oh wait, I shouldn't say that, should I? Since you don't have any comprehension of the meaning behind "comedy", "joke", "sarcasm", "idiocy".

I hope you all learned something today - I know I did. This effectively explains my 47 chil'ren.

Okay, one more childhood sex-ed flashback for nostalgia purposes. This time for the fellas. Hollaaa: