Sex-ed you couldn't have learned on your own, whilst playing with your Barbie dollsWhile Googling "Madonna sex with animals" I found this little diddy of an article on the "Dear Sugar" portion of the PopSugar website:
Top notch journalism, girlfriend! Oh wait, I shouldn't say that, should I? Since you don't have any comprehension of the meaning behind "comedy", "joke", "sarcasm", "idiocy".I just recently saw that hilarious movie Knocked Up, and I wanted to set something straight. When the guys were talking, one of them said something about how everyone knows that a girl can't get pregnant if she's on top while having sex. According to his belief, gravity makes sure the sperm doesn't get to the egg.
Ladies, listen up... he is completely incorrect. Anytime a man ejaculates inside a woman, the semen goes into her vagina and those sperm use all their might and determination to swim upstream. If even just one of them gets to your egg to fertilize it, boom — you're pregnant regardless of what position you have sex in. Unprotected sex can equal unplanned pregnancy.
I hope you all learned something today - I know I did. This effectively explains my 47 chil'ren.
Okay, one more childhood sex-ed flashback for nostalgia purposes. This time for the fellas. Hollaaa:
2 comments:
I hope no idiots would take that for real... i mean come on u shouldnt be having sex, and if u thought that was true are u sure the putter is aimed for the hole in one??!!!
haha, thanks for leaving a comment, my drunken friend!!! :) I like the putter in the hole in one thing, ha - never heard that before!
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