Coming Soon: New Vomit Feature

In the next few weeks you can expect a new interactive feature on Brain Vomit. This will be a (roughly) bi-weekly poll which shall be taken in conjunction with a related article. The new feature will be called "Elimination Bout", and will work as follows:

I will post an article which describes two specific items, instances, and/or persons/groups (celebrity and otherwise) which are undeniably and universally intolerable. Example: Ashton Kutcher in those Koolpix Nikon commercials; or snobby yuppie parents who shamelessly and pretentiously brag about their kids who know three dead languages at the age of 2 and a half; etc. I'm sure you get the jist. E-mail or leave comments on this and other related posts to make suggestions. Winning suggestions will be included in future Elimination Bouts.

Once two contenders are chosen, a poll will be placed on the top right-hand space of this blogsite. There you will have the opportunity to vote between the two, and choose who/what you most desire to send to a permanent resting place, and have removed completely from society and its memory.

Polls will be open for 10 days. Afterward, the results will be unveiled via a video recording of two live actors in representative attire (i.e.: an Ashton lookalike wearing a 'slick' suit and camera Versus a boy in a diaper with a Chinese abacus) fighting to the death. You get to see the elimination bout unfold right before your very eyes... and whoever it is that dies, you know that's who won the Vomit poll.

Each Elimination Bout will also include a unique and unadvertised fighting style, which will only be revealed upon the video's release here on the site.

Some examples to look forward to:


Hope please you, this does. Watch for updates concerning this new, up-and-coming feature!

(Note: If there are not enough participants - a minimum of 7 voters - that week's Elimination Bout will be canceled. So please - spread the word! And utilize your right to vote! Thank you.)